Funny Country Song Titles

1. All My Exes Live in Texas
2. At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump
3. Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder
4. Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs
5. Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey You’ll Only Strain Yourself
6. Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life --Bobby Bare
7. Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
8. Fax Me A Beer --Hank Williams, Jr.
9. ROCKIN COUNTRY (CD) [2 DISCS]
10. Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
11. From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies

Funny E-mail (copy this & use it in an e-mail message)

Subject - I am Crusty Wafflehump!

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT ...
.. DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

* We all need a little stress-reliever!
* This only takes a minute.
* Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
* Copy & e-mail this to everyone you know, especially your family members.


Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...

1. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
2. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
3. If you receive this e-mail, be sure to return - reply to the sender with your new name in the subject line.


The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter! of your first name to determine your new first name:

A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = sloppy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dinky
Z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin
B = feather
C = batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = snickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = Hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt
B = boob
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack !
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!