Saturday, May 05, 2012

Talk About Lying

It's Sunday morning and the Minister is in front of his congregation preaching. "Today I want to talk about lying. Too many people lie about too many things and it’s a topic discussed in the Bible. Now, all of you who have read the 35th chapter of Mathew, please raise your hands." About half the people raise their hands as the Preacher continues, "Okay, you’re just the people I want to talk to… There’s No such Chapter…"