Thursday, December 07, 2006

Self Answered Questions

"Is the basement upstairs?"
"So you were gone until you returned?"
"What time does the 7 o'clock ferry leave?"
"When was whe war of 1812?"
"How much is that $10 watch?"
"If you record silence on a tape and then play it back with the volume all the way up, will that drown out the noise in the room?"
"Isn't it funny how Thanksgiving lands on a Thursday every year?"
"Ears pierced while you wait."
"Do not open this door when locked."
"In no way is it possible for a person to be in two places at the same time, especially if there is a great distance in between."
"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator."
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
"Do not use orally after using rectally."
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
"The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
"Were you alone or by yourself?"
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
"Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur."
"The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon."
"Do these stairs go up or down?"
"What time does the midnight buffet start?"
"What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"
"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?"
"How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the Elk Crossing signs?"
"So it's eight kilometers away. Is that in miles?"