Funny Country Song Titles
- All My Exes Live in Texas
- At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump
- Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder
- Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs
- Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey You’ll Only Strain Yourself
- Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life --Bobby Bare
- Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
- Fax Me A Beer --Hank Williams, Jr.
- ROCKIN COUNTRY (CD) [2 DISCS]
- Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
- From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies
- Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade
- Get The Hammer Mama, There's A Head On Papa's Fly
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodby --Roger Miller
- Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- Heaven’s Just A Sin Away
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- How Can I Get Over You If You Won't Get Out From Under Me?
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?--Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks
- How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?
- I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me
- I Can’t Love Your Body if Your Heart’s Not In It
- ULTIMATE COUNTRY SUPER HITS (CD) [3 DISCS]
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
- I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
- I Got in at 2 With a 10 and Woke Up at 10 With a 2
- I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Comin'
- I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
- I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
- I Just Couldn’t Leave Her Behind Alone
- I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
- I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
- I Made Her the Queen of My Doublewide Trailer
- I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister
- I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
- I Went Back To My Fourth Wife For The Third Time And Gave Her A Second Chance To
- Make A First Class Fool Out Of Me (By Rev. Billy C. Wirtz)
- I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
- I Wanna Whip Your Cow
- I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
- I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
- I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, (Not even if she has a chance to win)
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
- TOP COUNTRY (CD) [2 DISCS]
- I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
- I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue
- I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home --David Frizell
- I'm My Own Grandpa --Ray Stevens
- I'm Not Married But the Wife Is
- I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
- I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
- I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
- If Money Talks, It Ain’t on Speaking Terms with Me
- If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow it All on You
- If She Puts Lipstick on My Dipstick I'll Fall in Love
- If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
- If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure
- If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?
- If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will
- If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
- It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
- It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
- It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long --The Notorious Cherry Bomb
- It's Not The High Cost Of Living, It's The Cost Of Living High
- My Dog Just Died, So Now You're the Only Bitch I've Got --Johnny Carson
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
- My Red Neck, My White Socks, And My Blue Ribbon Beer
- My Uncle Used To Love Me, But She Died --Roger Miller
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Now I lay Me Down To Cheat
- Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
- Refried Dreams
- Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy
- She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
- The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
- Inet Video N03-012786 Cowboy Town CD - Country Genre
- The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There
- The One on the Left is On The Right --Johnny Cash
- The Pint of No Return
- The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful --Jimmy Buffett
- The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
- There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You
- This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
- Virtual Reality Is My Only Virtue
- What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
- You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
- You're A Hangnail On My Heart And I'm Gonna Cut You Off
- You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly --Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
