Saturday, May 05, 2012

Funny Country Song Titles

  1. All My Exes Live in Texas
  2. At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump
  3. Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder
  4. Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs
  5. Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey You’ll Only Strain Yourself
  6. Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life --Bobby Bare
  7. Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
  8. Fax Me A Beer --Hank Williams, Jr.
  10. Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
  11. From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies
  12. Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade
  13. Get The Hammer Mama, There's A Head On Papa's Fly
  14. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  15. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodby --Roger Miller
  16. Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
  17. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
  18. Heaven’s Just A Sin Away
  19. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  20. How Can I Get Over You If You Won't Get Out From Under Me?
  21. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?--Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks
  22. How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?
  23. I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me
  24. I Can’t Love Your Body if Your Heart’s Not In It
  26. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  27. I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy
  28. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  29. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
  30. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
  31. I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
  32. I Got in at 2 With a 10 and Woke Up at 10 With a 2
  33. I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Comin'
  34. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
  35. I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  36. I Just Couldn’t Leave Her Behind Alone
  37. I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love
  38. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  39. I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
  40. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  41. I Made Her the Queen of My Doublewide Trailer
  42. I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister
  43. I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
  44. I Went Back To My Fourth Wife For The Third Time And Gave Her A Second Chance To 
  45. Make A First Class Fool Out Of Me (By Rev. Billy C. Wirtz)
  46. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
  47. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
  48. I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
  49. I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
  50. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, (Not even if she has a chance to win)
  51. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
  52. I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him 
  54. I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
  55. I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue
  56. I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home --David Frizell
  57. I'm My Own Grandpa --Ray Stevens
  58. I'm Not Married But the Wife Is
  59. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
  60. I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
  61. I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
  62. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  63. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
  64. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
  65. If Money Talks, It Ain’t on Speaking Terms with Me
  66. If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow it All on You
  67. If She Puts Lipstick on My Dipstick I'll Fall in Love 
  68. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
  69. If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure
  70. If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?
  71. If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
  72. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will
  73. If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
  74. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
  75. It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
  76. It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
  77. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long --The Notorious Cherry Bomb
  78. It's Not The High Cost Of Living, It's The Cost Of Living High
  79. My Dog Just Died, So Now You're the Only Bitch I've Got --Johnny Carson
  80. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
  81. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  82. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart 
  83. My Red Neck, My White Socks, And My Blue Ribbon Beer
  84. My Uncle Used To Love Me, But She Died --Roger Miller
  85. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  86. Now I lay Me Down To Cheat
  87. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
  88. Refried Dreams
  89. Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy
  90. She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
  91. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
  92. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  93. She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without 
  94. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
  95. The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
  96. Inet Video N03-012786 Cowboy Town CD - Country Genre
  97. The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There
  98. The One on the Left is On The Right --Johnny Cash
  99. The Pint of No Return
  100. The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful --Jimmy Buffett
  101. The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
  102. There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You
  103. This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck 
  104. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
  105. We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
  106. Virtual Reality Is My Only Virtue
  107. What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
  108. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
  109. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
  110. You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
  111. You're A Hangnail On My Heart And I'm Gonna Cut You Off
  112. You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
  113. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly --Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn