"Mommy, what Is sex?" "Honey, sex is when a man buys you dinner and drinks, and then you spend the night with him." "Well, then, Mommy, what's super sex?" "Super sex is when a man has his chauffeur pick you up in his limousine, he takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you caviar and Champagne, a fabulous gourmet meal, fine wine, you spend many nights together with multiple and varied sex acts, and he gives you expensive diamonds." "Well, then, Mommy, what's love?" "Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex for free!"