Thursday, December 07, 2006


  1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
  2. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
  3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
  4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
  5. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.
  6. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
  7. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone.
  8. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
  9. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  10. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
  11. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  12. If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.
  13. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
  14. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
  15. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you gotta laugh at his.
  16. The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of a "former boyfriend."